Kareoke at the GYM!

First, I have to wish all of our faithful readers a HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! Second, I have some pretty darn funny stories to share with you all from the gym that I work out at. Ok, so this gym that I work out at now is really nice, each treadmill has it's own individual tv and recently they have started playing these music videos from a DVD player so if you want to watch them rather than plain old tv you can. So, first I have to remind you that in this country people love Kareoke...many of these music videos are basically KTV (short for kareoke) videos...they have the words on the bottom of the screen. So, one day I'm running at the gym and all the sudden this old guy next to me with a huge beer belly starts singing at the top of his lungs along with the video...it was SO stinkin funny. Don't think you would see that going down at a gym in the states. Second, I have to tell you about this other middle aged guy that recently has become an exercise fanatic...the problem is that he does everything crazy and wrong. You know, he does squats or something and does them all crazy and stuff. But the funniest thing is that this guy has zero shame. So, at our gym in the evenings there are all kinds of aerobic classes...latin dancing, belly dancing, kick boxing, step, etc. This homeboy does all of them...but the thing is that homeboy has ZERO rhythm and no matter how many times he does the classes his rhythm does NOT in ANY way improve. So, last week we're doing kick boxing and your supposed to be facing the front of the room moving forward punching and he's facing the wrong way going opposite and almost punches this lady in the face. My favorite, however, is watching A) A guy and B) a guy with no rhythm try to do belly dancing. A) In my opinion, no guy should ever do belly dancing, period, end of story...let alone a guy with no rhythm. It's actually a little painful to watch him try to swing his hips around and shake his bon bon. You guys should see it...you would be laughing for days. I love Chiner.