The Clog People

So there are these people who live on our street who own a store that sells clogs in the village....they have two daughters and everyone in the family wears those darn clogs everywhere they go! I have seen them doing strange things such as wearing them to the town trash pick up and today I saw them bike riding with those stupid wooden clogs. I mean, I appreciate their belief in the product...but seriously, they wear those hard wooden clogs EVERYWHERE! Those sweet little girls are going to be so mad at their parents when they discover sneakers!